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What is an effective homeopathic remedy for "Annoying Boss Syndrome"?

I hear fermented organic grape juice works well.

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By homeopathic, do you mean something like stabbing him in the eye with a corn on the cob with salt on it, if so, do that. Hope I helped!

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• The best method for annoying boss syndrome is to find their toothbrush and clean the toilet with it, then there is eye drops in their coffee however my favourite is the well tested accidentally using a fire-axe on their skull it certainly cures them from being annoying then feed them into a wood chipper just to be sure.
• Six hard boiled eggs, a jar of pickled pigs feet and a six pack of "Steel Reserve".
  
  ON the days you o this diet I can almost guarantee your boss will refrain from annoying you , at least from the same room. He will have to call you on the phone, which you can pretend not to hear.
• Meditation....I once heard this young man had an annoying co-worker & an older man who was driving him crazy...so he said quietly & then in his mind's eye he could the man & the man talked to him & said " you are so young & anxious to get things done. slow down, you are making me look so bad. I could lose my job. I don't hate you but you are making things very hard for me"...the young man could feel the fear & sadness from the older man. He decided to be more compassionate to the older man knowing this man had a wife & kids & was worried. They ended up getting along well after that....so relax go within & ask you boss why he is so annoying & listen.
• A good sized squirt of salmon oil in his or seat when they are out of the office.
  
  A syringe with salt water into their orange or apple if they eat healthy.
  
  Really just letting karma do it's wonders is the best of all but the above two are fun for a laugh in the meantime.
• I prefer an aged 50-50 mixture of honey and water with a bit of yeast added. Allow that mixture to stand in a well stoppered container for 6 months or so and then drink liberally.
  
  Brightest Blessings,
  Raji the Green Witch
• I always use tequila soaked Schmecky. Just put a cleaver in its hand and watch the room clear as it debones an entire chicken inside of five minuted flat. They gulp and walk away. That's right. You be cooking with the Schmecky!
• Pure grain neutral spirits, of course! I'd suggest some organic bud but then "annoying boss syndrome" would become "laughable jackass disorder".
• Put some headphones on and block him/her out because you are allowing him/her into your head and you are the one who is going nuts and will wind up on Dateline or that show Snapped because you killed him/her.
• Either that or malted beer beverage fortified with essential vitamins and minerals.
• Double ought buck applied liberally to the forehead.
• Vodka and you can always crack your boss over the head with the bottle.
• Special brownies...
  
  The boss will become less annoying, and more tired:)
• A friend of mine once peed in her bosses motorcycle helmet.
• An Ice Pickulum...fine surgical tool!!
• heavy drinking